So, this one day, this one thing happened to me. Okay, it wasn’t only one thing, but I still counted it as one thing. And I was all, like, “No way!”
And people were all, like, “How did that happen?”
They said that in unison, which was really weird. I mean, I don’t know how people do that. It must be some sort of a mind meld thing or something.
But anyway, I was, like, “I have no clue.”
And they were, like, “That’s so unbelievable.”
They didn’t say that in unison so that wasn’t weird or anything.
And I was so, like, “Totally.”
And they were all, like, “O-M-G!”
That stands for ‘Oh my God.’ That’s how the cool kids say it these days.
And I was all, like, “I know, right?”
I didn’t say ‘I-K-R’ like the kids say because I’m not cool.
And that’s the story of what happened to me that one day.