Back in June, I wrote a little thing about an encounter I had with the Five Second Rule. Of course, that was more about an outright avoidance of the Five Second Rule. In my latest Close Encounter of the Five Second Kind, there was an interesting idea for an equal amount of avoidance that came to me in a rhyme. Upon dropping a food item on the floor, I blurted out:
“Five Second Rule will only apply if on the way down it hits you in the eye!”
Strange. Very strange.
But at least it’s a bit more fun when dropping something than merely shrugging my shoulders and muttering, “Eh.”
This was a wasted post, wasn’t it?
I swear, I’ll have something better up tomorrow.