The basics about me that I’m willing to share with anyone:
I currently live in the U.S. If you want a more specific location, you’ll have to ask me directly because if it changes, I don’t want to have to remember to update this page.
I’ve written a trilogy of New Adult Sci-Fi novels that are, so far, unpublished.
My favorite movie of all time changes depending on what day you ask. It just depends on which character’s lines I’m reciting in my head. Memorable characters make films memorable for me, which is why I can’t pick just one. Some performances I especially enjoy are The Joker from The Dark Knight, Dark Helmet from Spaceballs, Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride, Skeletor from Masters of the Universe, Shredder from the 1990 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the Borg Queen from Star Trek: First Contact, the velociraptors from Jurassic Park, and many characters from the Star Wars films. I also have a special place in my heart for the Minions, all of them (I have a big heart; they all fit).
My four favorite songs ever are Robbi Robb’s “In Time” from the Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure soundtrack, Lily Allen’s take on “Somewhere Only We Know,” the tragic “House On A Hill” by The Pretty Reckless, and Aurora’s enchanting “Winter Bird” (videos below Bio).
My favorite TV show was Firefly, an amazing Sci-Fi/Western that thankfully only lasted for 14 episodes (it got cancelled before the producers had a chance to make a bad episode). If you check it out, be sure to follow up the last episode with the film Serenity to close out the story.
Another favorite TV show (‘cause who doesn’t have two?) was the 2004 version of Battlestar Galactica. It’s a show I highly recommend watching as it’s totally well-crafted: story, characters, pacing, action, drama… everything.
And a TV show I could never forget is Gilmore Girls. Just a darling show. Why did it have to end?
Oh, and my fave television character of all time is Astronema from Power Rangers In Space. That show had a surprisingly good story in its 43-episode run. I also seriously enjoyed its follow-up, Power Rangers Lost Galaxy.
Yes, I can read.
I can also write, somewhat.
I love Bungie’s Halo.
I love the Oakland Raiders.
I love the rain.
I love chicken and waffles drenched in maple syrup.
I love Two Steps From Hell. Do yourself a favor and give their classical-type music a listen at their YouTube channel.
I love Dr. Seuss. My favorite book of all time is Oh, the Places You’ll Go!.
I tend to love movies that other people seem to hate, such as Jem and the Holograms, Ghostbusters (2016), and Baywatch.
My favorite television sitcom ever is Married… with Children, because of how anti-politically correct it was. Al Bundy is my hero and inspiration.
My favorite nonfiction book is Lost Moon by Jim Lovell and Jeffrey Kluger, which is the book the movie Apollo 13 is based on.
And my favorite line ever written comes from Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie:
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway.
^ That’s also how I live my life.
Finally, if you Like this Bio, even after having read it, and leave a comment saying how interesting I am, I’ll think of you as a seriously awesome person, because you have to be to seriously have cared enough to read this far.
And as promised in parentheses, here are the videos: