They Should’ve Called It ‘Hit Men’

This past summer movie season, there were avengers, there were dinosaurs, there were terminators, and there were not so fantastic fours. But I have to say that my favorite movie of the summer wasn’t any of the big hits or the little hits or the expected to be hits. My favorite film this year was…

Fantastic F-Up

Before seeing the new Fantastic Four movie, I remember hearing someone – who shall remain nameless because he’s kind of a self-important, hipster douchebag – I remember hearing someone say that watching Fantastic Four is like watching two different movies. As it turns out, he was right. He’s still kind of a self-important, hipster douchebag,…

Barely Laughing

A random fact about me that you may not know is that I enjoy watching bad movies. Seriously, I do. And I’m not only talking about movies that are intentionally bad, that have a certain flair about them that says, “I’m bad and I’m meant to be that way, so love me or whatevs,” I’m…

A Terminator For Every Occasion

SPOILER WARNING I will be freely discussing the new movie Terminator: Genisys, now in theaters. There will be spoilers, so if you don’t want the movie spoiled for you, stop reading now. Seriously, the spoilers start here, with a recollection of events allowing me to count just how many Terminators exist in this movie. Okay,…

Jurassic Colors

SPOILER ALERT! I will be freely discussing Jurassic World. If you haven’t seen it, you may not want to read this. I finally got a chance to see Jurassic World and I’m glad the movie made $200 million in the U.S. box office in its opening weekend. I’m glad it’s breaking records. I’m glad we’re…

It’s Not A Bird, It’s Not A Plane, It’s Not A Man

I just finished checking out the First Look for the new Supergirl series coming this Fall to CBS and I can’t believe that I was actually blown away by it. For some context, I’ll let you know that I really haven’t been excited for superhero stuff lately. You could say it started with Guardians of…

How Not To Share Your Opinion

I’m all for the freedom of expression and people going on Twitter and other forms of social media to share their opinions, but if your opinion looks anything like this… …then might I suggest that you first learn how to share your opinion more respectfully before expressing it. What that picture above represents is a…

There Are Not No Strings On Me

This past Tuesday night saw the airing of the latest episode of Marvel’s Agents Of SHIELD, a television show that exists in the same universe as Marvel’s popular films, the newest of which, The Avengers: Age Of Ultron, premieres today in the United States. The most recent episode of Agents Of SHIELD was intended to…

Fifty Shades Of Smurf

A couple of days ago, I finally saw two films I dreaded watching: The Smurfs and The Smurfs 2. Why was I dreading these movies? Well, it definitely had something to do with critics saying the movies were terrible. So, of course, I felt like not wasting my time watching movies that “everyone” agreed weren’t…

The Good Ol’ Nintendays

After tiring of all of the pre-order, DLC, Season Pass, bug fix, update, expansion pack, special edition bullshit that more and more complicates the gaming landscape these days, I went back to the basics of ‘slide cartridge into console, turn on power.’ And you know what? It feels wonderful to play a game that way.…